The question is:
will these gloves last the rest of the trip?
To vote YES - text the word 'Sucker' to 0884546
To vote NO - text the phrase 'there is one born every day' to 0884547.
(No winner will be announced for this competition, as there is no winner. Infact, it is not even a real contest at all. It Is merely a way of getting me some money as I receive a proportion of all the extortionate money taken from you for every text you send).
Never run with scissors.
Not sure about those gloves - but you should keep them, here's why. Ever been to Dawson City? I know you have. Two reasons why you should go back. Firstly, it's a great place to get a fresh pair of gloves; and, secondly, and more importantly, you cannot leave the Americas and truly say you have done what needs to be done if you have not joined the Sourtoe Cocktail Club (check out www.sourtoecocktailclub.com). This leads on to why you have to keep the gloves. I look forward to coming to The Bridge and contemplating whether to hazard a Rancidglove Cocktail.
ReplyDeleteOh, and thanks hugely for the burro t-shirt!