There was a young lady called Deanna,
Who had one to many Pisco Sours,
It has to be said,
The fourth went to her head,
As she collapsed in a great bed of flowers. *
My first limerick. David, aged 52 11/12ths.
*alternatve last line reads; 'As she puked in a great bed of flowers'.
It's only the hairs on a gooseberry, that stops it from being a grape.
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